The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs…
One step at a time.
— Joe Girard
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
— Zig Ziglar
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
— Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
— Lisa Lieberman-Wang
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
— Charles Bukowski
Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.
— Emerson Fosdick
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
— Ethel Barrymore
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
— Will Rogers
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
–- Terry Pratchett
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
— Steven Wright
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
— Franklin P. Jones
Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
— Tom Lehrer
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
— Robin Williams
It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
— Sam Levenson
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
— Robert Downey Jr.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
— Robert Frost
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
— Phyllis Diller
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
— George Carlin
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
— John Green