Funny Inspirational Lesson

Lesson 1:
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs…
One step at a time.
— Joe Girard

Lesson 2:
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
— Zig Ziglar

Lesson 3:
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
— Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Lesson 4:
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
— Lisa Lieberman-Wang

Lesson 5:
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
— Charles Bukowski

Lesson 6:
Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.
— Emerson Fosdick

Lesson 7:
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
— Ethel Barrymore

Lesson 8:
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
— Will Rogers

Lesson 9:
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
–- Terry Pratchett

Lesson 10:
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
— Steven Wright

Lesson 11:
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
— Franklin P. Jones

Lesson 12:
Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
— Tom Lehrer

Lesson 13:
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
— Robin Williams

Lesson 14:
It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Lesson 15:
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
— Sam Levenson

Lesson 16:
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
— Robert Downey Jr.

Lesson 17:
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
— Robert Frost

Lesson 18:
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
— Phyllis Diller

Lesson 19:
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
— George Carlin

Lesson 20:
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
— John Green