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Weirdest Compliments Someone Received

Sudden compliment always gives me creeps… But sometimes it can be really funny too.. What do u think?
  1. I had pink eye and a nurse was looking into my non-infected eye and said, ‘You have beautiful retinas!’ Thank you, I think?
  2. When I was 15, I was working the McDonalds drive through and some guy told me he thinks my braces looks nice on me. He was a regular and when my braces came off he was like “aww bummer” it was the strangest compliment I’ve ever received.
  3. A group of drunk girls in a bar gave me a hug because I smelled yummy and wanted to smell yummy too.
  4. A friend once said that I’m ‘like a piece of furniture’ because I ‘don’t do much, but people notice when you’re not there.
  5. You have the chin of a politician.
  6. The piercer who pierced my ears told me my ears were ‘perfect’ and to call her if anyone said otherwise, because she would fight them for me.
  7. Girls pet me and say my hair is soft, it gets weird after the fifth girl joins in…
  8. A teacher in high school told me SEVERAL times that I had ‘a perfectly shaped head.
  9. Her: “You have a nice eye” Me: “Do you mean eyes?” Her: “No”
  10. My 4-year-old son told me that I ‘smelled like music.’ When I asked what kind of music I smell like, he said, ‘Music you dance to!’ It’s still the best compliment I’ve received to date!
  11. A random stranger while I was on a run screamed out, ‘NICE NECK!’ I’m not saying I believe in vampires, but I made sure my windows were all locked that night…
  12. “What I like the most about you is your mustache, don’t shave it.” I’m a women and was 36…
  13. Someone once told me I keep my apartment “serial killer clean”.
  14. I work retail and was told this by a customer, ‘you’re so nice, you must have been bullied in high-school.
  15. Your voice is smooth and pleasant, like lube.

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