Fun Life Lessons

Don’t take life too seriously…laugh everyday-life is amazing.

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Accept who you are, unless you are a serial killer.🤣-Ellen DeGeneres
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Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. -Christina Grimmie
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. -Cathy Guisewite
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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. -Charles Bukowski
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. -W C Fields
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Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. -John Lennon
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Life is short, smile; when you still have teeth.
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You never know what you have until you clean your room.
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In bed, it’s 6:00 am. You close your eyes for 1 minute, it’s 7:45.
At work, it’s 1:30 pm. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31.
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A giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat, Ever think about that? NO. you only think about yourself.
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Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
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Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
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Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
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Chocolate comes from coco which is a tree, that makes it a plant. So, chocolate is salad.
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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

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