Don’t take life too seriously…laugh everyday-life is amazing.
Accept who you are, unless you are a serial killer.🤣-Ellen DeGeneres
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. -Christina Grimmie
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. -Cathy Guisewite
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. -Charles Bukowski
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. -W C Fields
Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. -John Lennon
Life is short, smile; when you still have teeth.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
In bed, it’s 6:00 am. You close your eyes for 1 minute, it’s 7:45.
At work, it’s 1:30 pm. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31.
A giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat, Ever think about that? NO. you only think about yourself.
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
Chocolate comes from coco which is a tree, that makes it a plant. So, chocolate is salad.
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?